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A few words slung together

September 8, 2017
by Stuart
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Early Ely

We’re heading out in search of coffee, which we found at the Lemon Tree Deli. Very nice and they had some amazing vinyl. Didn’t buy any.

September 7, 2017
by Stuart
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A man in a punt…

‘FFS’ is, I believe, the accepted abbreviation. I am in a crocodile of tourists, led by the bloke in red, heading down to the river for a punt tour.

We – well, not me – were hustled outside King’s College, not long after Rachel saw Laurence Fox in a newsagent. In her haze of adoration she succumbed to a charming young man who said dogs go free. It was 20 quid a head. I said, mostly jokingly, “Will you do it for a tenner?”, and he agreed.

So now I’m trudging down back alleys towards a most uncertain fate. “It’ll be nice on the boat,” the bloke said. I pointed out that I’d been on a boat since Monday, but it didn’t make any difference.

This is Andy, our punter. Puntsman? He was intelligent, fit and charming. Twat.

Off we go then. Down the Backs of the colleges. Bloody Andy was funny and informative, as you can see from the delight on the faces of the punters, which, at a tenner each, we assuredly were. I can’t remember which bridge this was, but you get the gist.

This is what I signed up for. King’s College Chapel from the river. Lovely.

This might be Claire bridge, or not. But it’s Rae and a bridge, which matters.

And oh look, a Tiger Moth pottering over. Lovely.

I think this is the Wren library, with Lucy’s nice jumper.

Here we are approaching the Bridge of Sighs, which is not like the one in Venice, according to Andy, and I believe him. We turned round after this and gently punted back in silence till we got chatting to him. Punting is his year-round full-time job. His passion is painting but he struggles to get the time and space, like so many artists.

And on the way back, there was a beaky heron. Turned out to be a lovely trip.

September 7, 2017
by Stuart
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For the record

So that’s Max out of action for a while. Might take a look too, though to be honest the vinyl thing hasn’t grabbed me, even though I wanted it to. Old stuff on vinyl, on my old record player, yes. New stuff? Nah. Gimme a CD in a digipack. Yes, John Peel, life has surface noise, but the quiet bits on ‘Reflections Of A Floating World’ needn’t, and neither should the harpsichord works of Frescobaldi. Actually, the shop had a Jack Teagarden LP, with a version of ‘Rocking Chair’ on it, but I didn’t fancy lugging it about.

September 7, 2017
by Stuart
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Platform heel

I suspect the driver was pretty annoyed with me for taking this. Leaning across the yellow line, dog on lead, precarious phone. 

But I’ve learned a fundamental trainspotter’s lesson today: NEVER travel without your books. I took them out because they were weighing my bag down a bit and lo and behold it’s been a feast of railwaydom for pretty much the whole trip. Our mooring in Ely was just across from a line that runs commuter traffic and freight, and it has diesel and electric locomotion, with overhead power for the electric units.

Anyway, I’ll just have to look this one up when I get home. It’s the 12:25 service from Ely to King’s Cross and we’re travelling on it to Cambridge for the day.

Just arriving I think…

September 6, 2017
by Stuart
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For you, Ron Ron

We stopped at Ely, and went in to explore. Rae and I had been before, but only to the cathedral, which is lovely.

What you see here – a bit blurred, which will make sense in a minute – is The Drayman’s Son, a ‘micropub’ in Ely that is dog friendly and brews its own magnificent beer.

I’ve not drunk real ale for a while, because most pubs near me don’t know how to keep it. It’s a shame, because our local brew, Rebellion, is excellent. But it’s in the nature of real ale that it requires love if it is to be at its best. Like all of us. At The Drayman’s Son,  there’s a true love of good beer.

We sat and played with the Trivial Pursuit questions on the table, and Max read the Calvin and Hobbes book on the shelf next to him. A lovely time.

I nipped to the gents – a pint and a half takes me that way these days – and there on the wall was a lovely photo of a Spitfire. It was taken from below, with the aeroplane at a slight bank, which shows off R J Mitchell’s (didn’t look it up) timeless design perfectly.

The image provoked wonderful memories, including a very recent sighting near home, which was a rare chance to see a Spitfire cruising by at that rakish, ineffably beautiful angle. It called to mind another treasured memory, of a man who was part of my life even before Pink Floyd woke me up.

Ron Peters was my dad’s best friend, and I loved him too, in my own way.

Dad got to know Ron when they both became founder members of High Wycombe Junior Chamber of Commerce. Ron was a bank manager (they were still decent people then) and Harry – my dad – was a rising star in the paper industry.

We often visited the Peters’ house, and Steve (brother) and I would hang out with Janet and Kate, the two Peters daughters. In the hot summer of 1976, we all went on holiday to Scotland together and I fell in love with Kate. I’m not sure she fell in love with me, but she humoured me for a while until she realised I’m a total idiot, devoid of honour, and dumped me like nuclear waste (Frasier).

It was while in Scotland that Ron explained to me the meaning of the line ‘hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way’ in Pink Floyd’s ‘Time’. Ron, like my dad, kind of enjoyed dwelling in quiet desperation. There’s a picture of the two of them taken at a character-building outward bound course run by John Ridgeway. I think they went to become better managers. The shot shows the two of them, after about four days, looking absolutely spent, and wondering why the hell they had bothered. It was a study in quiet desperation.

During that Scottish holiday, it was decided (without consulting me, or disregarding my reasonable objections) that we would go pony trekking. Back then, I had a fear of horses (and dogs, cows, almost any sentient creature) that I had inherited from my dad. I badly didn’t want to go, and neither did Ron, who shared my distrust of large animals. Dad, of course, was going to keep Ron company, and I had to make the trip.

But before we left, another horse bit my mum’s horse and she fell off. She was fine, but I was convinced; I was not prepared to spend another moment among such demonstrably savage and uncontrollable beasts. So my dad climbed on my horse and Ron and I were left to explore the locality together.

Well, he was very decent about it. Knowing what I know now, he was probably cursing his luck at being left with this bumptious, yellow-bellied oik, but he took it in his stride. Before heading off into the Scottish countryside, we nipped into the gents – perhaps it started then – and stood in that distinctly male way alongside each other.

“Magnificent views around here,” ventured Ron, ever the polite conversationalist. One of my great regrets in life is that I choked back my reply: “Bragging again!” (I was going through a smartarse phase that has so far lasted 50 years…). My dad later told me that Ron would have have been highly amused.

We pottered about the fields and along a river that ran near the trekking centre. To our dismay, the route took us into a field of highland cattle. They even had the temerity to wander along the banks of the river among the trees. I nearly tripped over one before we discovered our plight.

For two arrant cowards like Ron and me, they might as well have been lions. We froze, then crept away, treading like native American scouts to avoid provoking the unpredictable creatures. Then we came to a gate, with a path that clearly led to safety. Except that in the field, close to the path, was a splendid highland bull. Shaggy coat, massive horns. I swear it pawed (hooved?) the ground, and blew smoke from its nostrils, like the bull in Bugs Bunny.

I honestly don’t remember how we got back. Perhaps it’s one of those memories you blot out, from shame, or fear. But after that, Ron and I definitely shared something of a bond, a bit like Bruce Willis and the gangster guy in Pulp Fiction, when they’ve battled the Gimp. We never spoke of it, but we both knew.

The Spitfire thing actually happened before all that, when I was still at primary school, I think. Wycombe Air Park – locally known as Booker Airport – used to put on an air display every year, which was pretty good for a local aerodrome. It included a Piper Cherokee formation team, Tiger Moths and other cool stuff. But pride of place went to the Spitfire, which was the last show of the day.

My memory is that we were leaving to avoid the traffic – my parents’ generation were that kind of cautious – when the Spitfire turned up, so we missed a fair bit of the actual display. But at one glorious moment, it flew right in front of us, banking at that supreme angle. The curve of the wings, the sleekness of the fuselage, the roar of the Merlin.

Ron had a voice made for such occasions. Slightly Kenneth More-ish, with a hint of John Le Mesurier. Proper RAF. As the Merlin faded gloriously into the distance, I saw a look of wistful rapture on his face. “That’s an aeroplane,” he murmured, simply.

He was right, it was. And when you see one now, it still is.


September 6, 2017
by Stuart
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Ouse cruise

Moored up after navigating Salter’s Lode and Denver Sluice, with not much swearing. There was some.

These two mistake me for someone who cares about wildlife and don’t seem to respond to monosyllabic epithets. And they sound like horses.

Just after this a large flock of Canada geese cruised over. Too busy getting goosebumps to film them.

September 6, 2017
by Stuart
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I hope she’s all right

This is Rae’s first painting of the trip. She did it last night while I wrote the Pink Floyd thing.

A lot of paint, it’s still wet in places. And it would make a cool album cover. I won’t give it a title, though one of Syd Barrett’s last pieces with Pink Floyd, not released back then, was called Scream Your Last Scream.

September 6, 2017
by Stuart
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On The River

Today’s BBC Weather forecast for Denver: Light Cloud. Max 17°C, min 11°C.

Didn’t know we are in Denver. It is the home town of Neil Cassidy, immortalised by Jack Kerouac as Dean Moriarty in ‘On The Road’.

Not this Denver though. He came from the one in Colorado. However, it’s a good excuse to pick up The Subterraneans, the Jack Kerouac book I have with me for this trip.